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BUSINESS HOURS
Monday through Saturday
11:00 AM to 1:00 AM
Religious Holidays
11:00 AM to 10:00 PM
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36-D Catskill Mall Road
Fishkill, New York 01978
Phone: (611) 323-2233
Fax: (611) 323-3322
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(All Day Long and All Night)
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Ace of Trump Soup
Drum Circle Jerky
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| Ace of Trump Soup - A rich, thick, meatless corn chowder topped with a shredded-wheat comb-over crouton. |
$ 4.95 |
| Hillbilly Chili - Descended from a closely-guarded Appalacian family secret, this hearty blend contains surprisingly few ingredients. |
$ 6.95 |
| Pearl Harbor Viagra - A half-dozen off-season oysters, bombarded with spicy Cod sperm and garnished with aged lemon wedges and samurai chopped parsley. |
$10.95 |
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Lethal Weapon Hot Thighs - Hotter than Buffalo Wings by a long shot, these meaty thighs come in a range of killing power:
| Walther |
The Girlyman gun |
| Glock |
Mexican gang-bangers beg for mercy |
| Uzi |
Hits like a lead spray from a Mossad death squad |
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$ 6.95 |
| Drum Circle Jerky - Enough stiff meat sticks to keep a large party beating long into the night, based on traditional Cherokee sweatlodge fingerfood. |
$ 8.95 |
| Quiche Marin - Free-range spinach and a half-ounce of Maui Wowie in an egg, milk and cheese goop. Served with a heaping pile of double fudge-packed brownies. |
$ 8.95 |
| Kate Moss Tossed Salad - Before hitting the LA club scene, Kate needs just a finger to toss up this blend of ground-up greens and ripe garden veggies in a Green Goddess Sour Acid dressing. |
$ 3.95 |
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Pearl Harbor Viagra
Quiche Marin
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Chicken Albert DeSalvo
Rosie O Fatty
Tuna Sashimi
Mélange à Trois
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| Chicken Albert DeSalvo - Before slow curing, our chefs fresh-strangle elderly hens right in our kitchens and shower them with a heavy cream sauce. Served with a cadaver wine reduction. |
$10.95 |
| Shawshank Corn Dogs - The boys in Block 'H' take these golden-brown wiener sticks dipped in prison messhall oleo. |
$ 7.95 |
| Jihadi Jerk Shrimp - Prawns captured in the Persian Gulf are grilled and separated from their heads, then tossed onto a pile of humus and pita chips. |
$11.95 |
| Fettucine Alfredo Pacino - A medley of mollusks and a pinch of fragrant saffron give this exotic pasta dish The Scent of a Woman. |
$10.95 |
| BBQ Baby Got Back Ribs - A meaty end cut of Black Angus, served smokin' with a sassy brown sugar sauce. |
$12.95 |
| Lazy-man Lobster Lohan - A young peeled tail simmered in coke/vodka sauce. |
$11.95 |
| Mr. T Bone - A 10 lb. primate-gnawed tapir bone, served with an alien monolith tobacco chaw. |
$ 9.95 |
| Rosie O Fatty Tuna Sashimi - Moist and pink, this fleshy delicacy melts in the mouth with a taste of the sea. Comes with a warm cup of bearded clam broth. |
$10.95 |
| Mélange à Trois - For those with larger appetites, a pair of juicy young game hens straddle a hot Italian sausage. |
$15.95 |
| Rabbi Personal Nightmare Pizza - Piping hot from our coal-fired ovens: Jumbo shrimp, Irish back bacon and a tangy four cheese blend, on a leavened crust shaped like the Gaza Strip. (Served with a glass of TEMPLE kosher wine .) |
$11.95 |
| Road Kill Du Jour - Ask your server. Chef's selections vary with season and traffic conditions. (NOTE: we no longer serve armadillo at our Texas locations.) |
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(Entrees include choice of side dish and a Kate Moss Tossed Salad.)
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Baby Got Back Ribs
Rabbi Personal
Nightmare Pizza
Mr. T Bone
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Blazin' Saddle Beans
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| Frog Fries - So what if they invented tongue kissing. We've removed all references to the snail-puking surrender monkeys from our menu. |
$ 3.95 |
| Blazin' Saddle Beans - Six bottles of Bad Ass Hot Sauce in every pot make this the favorite pre-event meal of the last four Gold Medalists at the Greater El Paso Open Wind Break. |
$ 2.95 |
| NASCAR Smashed Potatoes - Half-baked Rednecks are slung at high speed into a brick wall, then crisped in a high-octane fuel fire. |
$ 3.25 |
| Asparagus Romani - Tender sprouts are lovingly nurtured until ripe for the taking. Served in wine sauce with Frog bread. |
$ 7.95 |
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Frog Fries
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Tim Duncan Donuts
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| Tim Duncan Donuts - A tall stack of glazed sinkers, more than enough to satisfy even a three-time NBA MVP. Made with Momma Duncan's secret recipe! |
$ 4.95 |
| Hilton Head Jello - America's favorite celebutante in a classic pose from her mega-hit video. Served with lots of fresh whipped cream. (Gorgeous Grape or Lip-Poppin' Lemon.) |
$ 3.95 |
| Shock & Awe Rummy Cake - They'll be waving flags and dancing in the streets once they experience the intense flavor of this kiss-up, kick-down favorite. |
$ 3.95 |
| Curse of the Irish Coffee - Two small fingers of Jameson Irish Whiskey in a miniature demitasse cup, topped with a wife-beaten egg. |
$ 4.25 |
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Hilton Head Jello
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Venice Beach, CA
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Boulder, CO
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Fishkill, NY
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La Vegas, NV
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Johnson City, TX
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Jackson Hole, WY
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